laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

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I’m watching this love themed episode of masterchef rn and these couples are all so adorable and damn I feel single rn

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sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

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bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

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goddess-river:

Women have been denied the right to vote, treated like property, sold to their spouses, raped every time it was war, misrepresented by entitled white male politicians, endangered every time they walked somewhere alone at night, denied the right to drive or be anywhere without a man, shamed for showing their faces, shamed for choosing not to show their faces for millennia, and still you think your biggest problem is that someone buys a mug that says “male tears”?

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